Fascinating text quest: who are you from Dota 2 - female version

In ancient Greek myths, the golden apple of Eris, on which was written “The Most Beautiful”, was the cause of the Trojan War. In the world of Dota 2, a reason for battle can be a much smaller event than the kidnapping of a wife from the Spartan king Menelaus, and powerful artifacts are not scattered here, so our heroine could not pass by this mysterious object. This story and our text quest began with the legend of the golden apple. Try to go through it to the end and find out which character from Dota 2 is closest to you in spirit.

Once Zeus, the god of the sky, thunder and lightning and part-time “intovik” in Dota 2, let slip that he knew about the secret entrance to the labyrinth, at the end of which you can find the same golden apple. According to the Lord of Heaven, this artifact gives the wearer the ability to charm opponents, forcing them to move limply in his direction, and also gives high characteristics of attack and defense. “Yes, Enchantress can charm creeps, but even she is not given power over the minds and hearts of other heroes. I know where the golden apple is, but only a woman, the most beautiful of all, can get the artifact! ” – summed up Zeus.

Which female Dota 2 characters will be able to get to the cherished artifact? It only depends on your decisions in our text quest!

Text quest

19 questions

In your hands is a map, which marks the entrance to a mysterious labyrinth, at the end of which a golden apple of discord is hidden. Nearby stands a grinning Zeus, who is still a fan of adventures. How will you thank the lord of lightning for revealing a secret to you?

1/19

You think a heartfelt hug is the best way to thank the other person.

Thank you for the information, take note.

You will scatter in compliments: “Thank you, handsome! You know, this mustache suits you incredibly. “

Silently take the card. This old bastard will do nothing without benefit for himself. Hera is probably involved in this, because of which he decided to experience mortal life in Dota 2.

The revelations have been made, the last preparations have remained. The travel gear has already been collected, and the courier’s bags are packed full of potions that may come in handy on the road. The last slot remains in the inventory. You choose…

2/19

Hand of Midas – money is never superfluous;

Black King Bar – usually you don’t buy such things, but this is a special case;

Aghanim’s Scepter – it’s stupid not to take such a powerful scepter with you;

Manta Style – they say this ax causes confusion among enemies, so it can come in handy;

Blade Mail – you need to hit enemies with their own weapons;

Blink Dagger – the most effective item in the game, urgently in the inventory;

Sentry Ward – I don’t go anywhere without them;

my own version (I will write in the comments)

Long or short, your legs led you to the entrance to the maze. It turned out that a door was hidden behind the trees, on which no one had yet encroached on a “tangus”. It looks strong, but not irresistible. There is also a keyhole and runes embossed along the contour.

3/19

You have your lockpicks with you. After all, you went on an artifact expedition, not a walk. Although it’s not a fact that there are no tools in your usual bag either …

To read the runes is a piece of cake for you. It is written: “Techies pickers are not allowed to enter, and everyone else is welcome.”

Just try to open the door, suddenly it is not locked.

Look for the key.

Get her off her feet! Take it off the hinges! In general, there is strength – there is no door.

Behind the door is a narrow stone corridor, as far as you can see in the strip of street light from the open door. There is no additional lighting, so it’s time to take care of the fire or solve this problem in another way.

4/19

You have wards – great light in the fog of war.

You are ablaze with fire, and therefore the question of lighting disappears by itself.

The staff will illuminate your path.

Lantern. Normal people take a flashlight with them. At worst, a torch for the Old Believers.

The corridor turned out to be short, and a completely logical examination of the walls for traps and other dangers gave nothing. At the end was a stone semicircular room, in the center of which sat the Sphinx. You’re in luck: according to legend, the monster preferred to kill only young men.

5/19

Lucky Lucky!

Smiling gently and clearly not going to attack, the winged beast nevertheless decided to start her “old song about the main thing”: “Tell me, who walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?”

6/19

You know perfectly well the answer to this riddle. Is that so?

You don’t know the answer, so you decide to mutter something unintelligible, at random.

You stand in a daze: “What a creature! I won’t tell you anything! “

“Man,” the monster answers to himself, having lost all interest in you. For a moment you wonder why the Sphinx didn’t finish reading the whole riddle, but you realize that it made no sense. Winged something does not prevent you from going further. An exit can be seen behind him, and judging by the draft, he leads to the street.

7/19

Forward!

Going out into the fresh air and looking around, you realized that you were in a bright meadow. She seems vaguely familiar to you, but still a stranger. At the edge of the undergrowth, you see a full human figure with its back to you, as well as … a rhino? It’s worth getting closer to make sure it’s not a hallucination.

8/19

I walk confidently.

I sneak slowly.

You get close enough for the rhino, or rather, Frull, to see you. The merchant also turns around and says with a big smile: “Have we already become heroes?” What will you answer?

9/19

“You are drunk?”

“I am a hero, and who are you?”

“Where’s Rockvilari?”

“Is this some kind of password?”

“It is uncivilized to answer a question with a question,” the trader drawled resentfully, turning his back to you again. “Frull has gifts for you, but I won’t give them all to you, you have to choose. The beauty herself could get what you are looking for, but she already knows that she is the most beautiful of all … Make your choice! “

10/19

See what the merchant has to offer

The merchant takes a step to the side: on the side of the rhinoceros there is a small leather stand, to which are attached four runes, each on a beautiful chain. He looks at you expectantly and says: “Well, which one do you take?”

11/19

Rune of acceleration – they are not afraid to grab fast legs.

Rune of invisibility – see the gopher?

The rune of magic – conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather.

The rune of wealth – money, money, rubbish.

“Great choice! I’m not sure what will come in handy, but I got hooked on jewelry making a passion. ” The fat man was clearly pleased with himself, but the awkward pause after his monologue implied that now it was your turn to thank the interlocutor.

12/19

Gold coins are the best gratitude, especially for the merchant.

A simple “thank you” will be enough.

The ritual dance of the bingo-bongo tribe, so that’s what you learned it for!

Feelings overwhelming you smack the fat man on the cheek.

Having said goodbye to the merchant, very quickly you reached a reservoir with a sign – “Roshanovo lake, swimming is prohibited”. It turned out to be small and rather narrow, but a rocky rose to the right and left, and on the other side there was a path into the thicket. “And why did Zeus call it a labyrinth?” – you thought. To go further, you have to …

13/19

A smart one will not go to the lake. We’ll have to climb the rocks.

Pole vaulting is your hobby.

Deftly walk over snags and stones.

Swim across

Truth or fake, but you still made it to the thicket. A strange unpleasant smell at the edge of the forest made you regret it, but there was no turning back: now you knew for sure that it smelled like horse sweat. Aggressive centaurs are looking at you – very similar to those that are in the camp of neutral creeps, but ready to attack at the same second. Time for battle, what are we going to fight with?

14/19

You shoot right on target.

Magic is power.

Maybe talk? You are strong in diplomacy.

Your sword has been longing for blood.

Having easily dealt with the centaurs, you go deep into the forest and notice that the path begins to rise. At first it seems to you a small hill, but the further you step, the stronger your legs begin to feel the weight of walking up the slope.

15/19

No time to rest, loot lies ahead!

After half an hour of “exciting” walking somewhere upward, you notice that steps seem to grow under your feet. The picturesque hills around have already fully turned into a mountain range, and the beautiful silence was broken by a cry: someone was shouting, chained to a rock. The eagle calmly feasted on his entrails.

16/19

Pass by.

Kill the bird.

Unfortunately, the screaming one turned out to be not an immortal Prometheus, but an ordinary youth. You chose not to think about how exactly he was dragged here alive and why he decided to discard his hooves exactly at the moment of your appearance. When the walk along the endless hill was already a little tired, because you are not Arteezy, I wanted to quench my thirst. We drink …

17/19

Healing Salve.

Smoke of Deceit.

Clarity.

While you were enjoying your drink, another local dweller appeared from around the bend of this endless staircase. There was no need to grab a weapon: he was completely naked, so he hardly posed a serious danger. Your reaction to this enchanting appearance was not long in coming.

18/19

It’s a dirty joke.

Pretend nothing happened.

Offer to cover up.

Get embarrassed.

“I am Paris,” the young man said gravely. “Many centuries ago, Zeus appointed me to be the one who would choose the fairest of the goddesses. I thought for a long time how to judge, and came to the only correct decision: Dota 2. Tell me, what is your MMR? “

19/19

I don’t play Dota 2.

over 9k.

8-9 thous.

6-7 thous.

4-5 thous.

2-3 thous.

MMR is not the main thing.

Confident Templar Assassin

In the original, three goddesses fought for the right to become the owner of the apple of Eris – Hera, Athena and Aphrodite. In our battle, six ladies from Dota 2 reached the home stretch, and only one achieved a result. And it’s all thanks to you!

“If the Hidden Ones send me somewhere, I don’t ask unnecessary questions. And I don’t even ask why I don’t ask questions ”. You are the Templar Assassin or Lanaya, the master artifact hunter. Another secret revealed.