HOLLYWOOD:
– Admission is Hollywood, your favorite agent organization CHAOS, concurrently a great actor and producer of his own show on television.
No, I never cease to be reminded. Since I’m the best of the available professional dozen agents, it is I’m doing investigation of the events in Seoul.
Nowadays fucked live on the planet, thanks to our friends from the Legion, but there planning something very hard: Dr. Babylon brought here all his disgusting friends, is pumped into the earth energy Dark Matter, builds its own tower and binds the people to the red barrels.
Sounds fun of course, but sometimes ride actually in the last couple of hours so tired, that I in the city, and then get out of the car and shoot at pedestrians. All these bases are the same.
Fighting is also the same, despite the fact that I’m using different gadgets and abilities. In short, it would be fun in small doses, but I’ve been saving the world for the tenth hour, it’s a little tiring. I today twenty times joked about the fact that the space of the Legion program aims to Uranus (understood, yes? Uranus = Your Anus), but no one laughed. Then I shoot them all. Reception?
YETI:
– On-line Yeti. As the only organization in the Soviet soldier and part-time hacker, I realize the support of our worldwide operations. Seoul One world is not limited to, you know, and warm your hands on the conflict on the other side of the planet and podgadit Legion – it is not only useful, but also pleasant. However, it is boring, so let’s take me to the field unit in the next time, and I had forgotten how it is there in the fight.
HOLLYWOOD:
– (interrupting) Sit there in the Arctic Circle, and do not go where you do not ask, Russian, we do not trust you. How to get it?
YETI:
– If you trust me, Persephone, the head of the Agency, your opinion does not interest me. In general, I am leaving for Brazil. I’ll bring you the coolest Latin American gadgets. End connection.
crackers:
– Yo, it Cracker. In general, the city is also doing nothing special. Although here and in the streets of races are held, and the forces of the Legion walk, you can shoot dozens. Caught even chunks of dark matter crystals, it can be a good idea to grow at their expense.
But it’s all some kind of the same, no emotion causes. And sometimes even a hindrance: Statement by going about their business, and you intercept five armored wheelbarrows jumps. What should I do with them? Overtaking is not in fact, and will soar brains can not tell yet. However, a couple of fun pieces still found: on the basis of know how to collect useful gadgets.
There is a giant ball of energy, for example. Shoot like that – and immediately all the local flee. The truth is so chaotic that only more harm to themselves and to each other.
HOLLYWOOD:
– (interrupting) So, Hollywood back in touch. I’m so popular that there are literally around my local explode with delight. Literally explode. Cool, yeah?
crackers:
– And what’s the point then? We have here, in fact, people came to save, we’re not stupid mob thugs to indiscriminately throw all in a row. Are you out in a wheelbarrow you’re going down the sidewalk without looking like an idiot, half of Seoul have already perished. I do not understand what is the point of someone to save time?
Yes, it was fun a few hours ago, but ever since I was very tired of what is happening, so that would be nice to stop play-act and do business.
You yourself know that the Legion bunkers look the same, and all the missions are built on the same dull pattern, so you have to be patient. Yesterday on the rave was nothing when they zombie people with glasses of virtual reality, but these moments are too long to break through the same boring routine. Tired.
HOLLYWOOD:
– That’s why I hammer in our broadcasting jokes about farting and the planet Uranus! By the way, there is a theory that is not only fun and Uranus do not work in Russian. In general, the adaptation is made by some students.
crackers:
– No need to say. Campaign to reduce the timing twice, and everything would be fine. On the other hand, there are still people who love jokes about shit and shooting innocent bystanders. But even they are unlikely to overpower so many boring tupnyak.
HOLLYWOOD:
– By the way, yes, because it is clear that people tried to do a story, painted beautiful comics. Soul invested in short, but something somewhere has gone wrong. It’s a shame!
crackers:
– Come on, you cho! Put seven points, and it will be normal.
